monday news

well, folks, it's monday and there's just not much happening around here.

k did just come home from soccer practice, though. and as he walked through the front door he informed me that he had FIVE babies in his tummy that were going to be born in FIVE weeks.

so stay tuned. we should be having some excitement in a little over a month.

UPDATE: after his bath K was seen to be nursing a small creature that looked like a rabbit. perhaps there was a premature delivery? and does this mean i'm a grandmother?!

uninspired.

am feeling sooo uninspired lately.

or is it just tired?

or maybe i'm one of those bloggers who can't keep up the posts for longer than a year.

whatever the case, nothing seems funny enough, clever enough, interesting enough for the blog these days. and quite frankly, i am finding it depressing that the only thing i can think of to write about is the laundry or my dirty house. is that what my life has been reduced to?

i'm going to keep trying to find some inspiration.. somewhere.

but for now, i've got nothing.

overheard

"hey! i know! wet's draw a picture of jesus!
wif wots of swords and guns and wight sabers and stuff
to chop people's heads off!!

deceptive calm.

this morning at church i was once again fooled into believing that my children were maturing and my life would possibly, someday be calm.

to my right, E sat peacefully coloring.
K snuggled quietly on my shoulder, content to have me hold him for the moment.

then...

i felt something wet and slimy running down my chest, pooling in my bra...

and realized that K had been intentionally drooling down the front of my shirt.