folks, meet queen frostine, latest object of K's affection.
he noticed her while playing a morning game of Candyland with M today and immediately decided they would be married.
"how will you get her to marry you?" M asked.
this gave K momentary pause but after a moment's thought he quickly found his solution.
"when she is lost in the forest she will say 'help! help!' and then i will go and look for her and find her and then we will get married."
this seemed to satisfy both father and son for a while and they resumed their game quietly.
"what a sweet boy," i thought as i listened in, proud of raising a little knight in shining armor.
soon, however, K broke the silence with another thought about his new lady love.
" i really just like her breasts, daddy. "
M: "uh, you do?"
K: " yeah, they're so BIG!"
M: "uhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
K: "LET ME EAT THAT BIG, JUICY MAMA!!!!!!"
seriously, folks. what's a mother to do?
