"i go poop on da potty when it's my berfday, mommy."
"i going to go to da corner and do my poop now."
"hey! i feel it comeeng out! i pooped in my diaper!"
"okay, mommy! time for you to change it!"
would it be so bad if i threw him an early party and told him it was his birthday?
do you think tomorrow would be too soon?
