dear zoloft mom 4

once again, fan mail friday!*


dear zoloft mom,

my small daughter is watching my bigger son go poop. she is squatting for best line of sight and cheering when one comes out. what does this mean?

sincerely,
grossed out

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dear grossed,

uh.... that's kind of messed up. i mean, that's really disgusting.

all i can think is that your daughter must have some kind of problem or something.

zoloft mom

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dear zoloft mom

dear zoloft mom,

is 10:12 a.m. too early for a diet coke?

sincerely,
thirsty
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dear thirsty,

sister, please. 10:12 a.m.? diet coke?

for the record, it is NEVER too early for a diet coke. or too late for that matter. consider yourself lucky that this is all it takes to get you through the day and drink up.

remember, however, that if it's whiskey you crave you must wait until at least 10:30 a.m.

signed,

ZM