Thursday, February 25, 2010


i am not even kidding that today while i was nursing the little m,

she paused her eating,

looked up at me,


and puked on my nipple and surrounding boob,

and then,
before i could do anything about it,
resumed nursing and sucked down her puke.

this child is bringing breastfeeding to a whole, new disgusting level.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

a good idea

the boys are into getting money these days. they're always devising a new scheme to make lots of money.

in their latest plan, they decided to hold a backyard CARNIVAL.

as K informed me, they would have some rides and some animals and lots of games where you throw things...

and they would charge everyone $2,000.00.

if it works i'm totally going to make them start paying for groceries.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

this is back to work

up early on saturday for a cpr recertification class. waiting for my bread to toast, pumping left breast while checking email on laptop which is perched on the stove, trying to figure out how to reach/ open the refrigerator with my foot to retrieve peanut butter.

there's a blog post in there somewhere but i'm too tired to find it.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010


so it's ash wednesday and i've decided i'm going to give up:

1. sweets
2. being an asshole.

i'm serious.
it's going to be a long 40 days.