Saturday, January 8, 2011

adios, amigos.

look at that, i gave up being an asshole and didn't have anything more to say.

just kidding.

but i'm not kidding when i say that our time here has come to an end.

not like anyone is surprised. it's been months since my last post!

but i wanted to thank you before i left. this blog and YOU, whoever you are (family, friends, new blog friends), got me through a very crazy time in my life when my sanity was on the brink. having this place to come and puke out my thoughts was better than any kind of therapy.

thanks for all the comments and all the love. it's been a blast!

Thursday, February 25, 2010


i am not even kidding that today while i was nursing the little m,

she paused her eating,

looked up at me,


and puked on my nipple and surrounding boob,

and then,
before i could do anything about it,
resumed nursing and sucked down her puke.

this child is bringing breastfeeding to a whole, new disgusting level.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

a good idea

the boys are into getting money these days. they're always devising a new scheme to make lots of money.

in their latest plan, they decided to hold a backyard CARNIVAL.

as K informed me, they would have some rides and some animals and lots of games where you throw things...

and they would charge everyone $2,000.00.

if it works i'm totally going to make them start paying for groceries.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

this is back to work

up early on saturday for a cpr recertification class. waiting for my bread to toast, pumping left breast while checking email on laptop which is perched on the stove, trying to figure out how to reach/ open the refrigerator with my foot to retrieve peanut butter.

there's a blog post in there somewhere but i'm too tired to find it.