Saturday, January 31, 2009

the bright side

after dealing with my own fresh cold all day,

i just wiped the diarrhea from both my children's backsides,

sent them to bed with puke buckets

and strict instructions to come get me if they threw up or pooped their pants.

but i'm looking at the bright side:

i just got a free ticket to skipping church and staying in pajamas all day tomorrow.

1 comment:

YogaforCynics said...

Wow! Just arrived at this blog for the first time (from "The Leaping Thought") and in the first few lines see a cold, diarrhea (being wiped), puke (and buckets to contain it), poop (potentially in pants), skipping church and