reading books this morning with K.
me: "see, there's a daddy whale and a baby whale..."
K: "oh, no no no. it's a mommy whale. you can tell because mommies have big tummies."
me (feeling nervous): "they do? why do mommies have big tummies?"
K : "they have big tummies because they have babies in there."
me (relieved) "but your mommy doesn't have a baby in her tummy right?"
me (deciding to still push the point) "so her tummy isn't big."
K :"no, your tummy is just fat."
me (refusing to drop the subject, who knows why.) "no, mommy's tummy isn't fat is it?"
K: "yeah it is. look right there!" (pointing) "it's really, really fat right there."
that little brat.
he's soooo cocky.
maybe i should tell him that his ass doesn't look exactly small in those pull ups he wears, either.