reading books this morning with K.
me: "see, there's a daddy whale and a baby whale..."
K: "oh, no no no. it's a mommy whale. you can tell because mommies have big tummies."
me (feeling nervous): "they do? why do mommies have big tummies?"
K : "they have big tummies because they have babies in there."
me (relieved) "but your mommy doesn't have a baby in her tummy right?"
K :"nope."
me (deciding to still push the point) "so her tummy isn't big."
K :"no, your tummy is just fat."
me (refusing to drop the subject, who knows why.) "no, mommy's tummy isn't fat is it?"
K: "yeah it is. look right there!" (pointing) "it's really, really fat right there."
that little brat.
he's soooo cocky.
maybe i should tell him that his ass doesn't look exactly small in those pull ups he wears, either.
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- zoloft mom is a mom to two sweet boys ages 6 (E)and 3 (K). she does her best to keep it together but sometimes feels like she's going to pull her fingernails out. her house is a mess and her clothes are out of style. she likes to think she has a cool, edgy hairdo but really she is two weeks overdue for a cut. in a former life she was witty and fun. now, most days, she is just tired.
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6 comments:
oh, that was laugh out loud funny! i'm so glad owen can't talk yet.
thanks. i needed to smile today...
oh my god, that is so hilarious! but seriously, if that ever happens to me (and the likelihood is pretty high), I will cry myself to sleep.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR SPANKING
Not to worry Z mom. Think of the day your grandchild will tell your son that he has a beer belly. All scales are evened eventually.
Ohhhh!! I don't like that!
I had a little somebody tell me the other day that I looked like I had a baby in my belly. I told her to check again, girlfriend, or there's no ice cream tonight!!
Have you been sucked into a black hole or something???
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