K: "mommy, i want to dwess up wike wuke skywalker."
me (distracted by the computer): "uh... okay."
K: " i need you to help me take my cwoze off."
K (doing it himself because his mother is such a spaced out loser/woser): "i need you to help me take off my diaper."
me (suddenly sensing an opportunity but deciding to remain nonchalant) : "okay, but first you have to go wee wee on the potty."
K: "okay" (just like that, and then walks to the bathroom without fuss to urinate independently.)*
could it be that i've stumbled on something?
*this reminds me... i think this pee might still be sitting in the potty.