how old do you have to be before you're too old to kiss your mother on the lips?
okay, and then how old do you have to be before you're too old to kiss your mother on the neck?
because E has been really trying hard to plant one on me lately and i'm not sure how to feel.
i know, i know he's FIVE and who cares but it just feels weird when he leans in all lovey-like, draping his arms around my shoulders and gives me a "hey baby" look as he tries to softly kiss me right on the smackers. and i feel a little uncomfortable when he's snuggling on my lap and wants to nuzzle in my neck and give it tender kisses!
you will probably tell me to lay off the porn and i will say that has nothing to do with it! we don't even watch those movies til after he's in bed!
no really, how old is too old for kissing your mama's lips?