Monday, December 3, 2007

bathtime distraction

(disclaimer: this post contains pictures of nastiness)

i was on the phone with my friend.

bathtime commotion (with M and kids) was happening all around me but i was tuning out the world.

in retrospect i suppose i have some recollection of a small, pantsless child bringing his kiddy potty into the kitchen along with the bathroom rug and setting them up in front of me.

and i guess i do recall that same child squatting in front of his potty and rambling something about "daddy say i do a poop for m&m!!!"

but i really wasn't paying attention.

note to self: when there is poop talk from a naked two-year-old one must always pay attention.

8 comments:

'rents' said...

If you get a dog that gets about as big as K then you will get to clean up a poop like that twice or more times a day!! Yay!!
Dad

Kone said...

My co-worker and I are curious as to why the poop is two toned.
We also noted that the poop, in the manner in which it lies, resembles two tone male genitalia in which the scrotum is the light colored part and the penis would be the darker.

Dave said...

I think koner is spending waaay too much time analyzing pictures of poop at work.

zoloftmom said...

i find your poop observations very interesting. K, after observing his own feces, decided that it looked as though there was "ice cream on top of it". everyone sees something different, i guess.

Chris said...

At least he almost made it in the potty?! AND . . . he did try to tell you!! LOL! Way to go little buddy!

Anonymous said...

Okay! Did you have a drink after this episode??? I totally would of slammed some tequila and just maybe a sleeping pill.....

momk said...

the picture must be ex-rated and exceedingly disgusting because my server sent me an error message. I agree with dave that kone is spending too much time at work looking at poop. Poop fetishes can easily be satisfied by cleaning out the cat's litter box.

Ross said...

I disagree with 'rents'. If you get the right dog, he cleans that up for you and you got no worries. Symbiotic dog-boy relationship.