Monday, December 17, 2007

our day in pictures

(miraculously, my usb ports are now "unfucked". enjoy what should have been friday's post..)

6:30 a.m.
E wakes up early, clearly in an amazing mood, ready to start the day!
good morning, sunshine!

K prepares for the park...

10:15 a.m.
...where he will go directly to the sandbox and the digger, refusing to
allow anyone else to play with "my giant exahvader".

12:20 p.m.
on his way home from school it is obvious that a day of stimulating educational
activities has done nothing to improve E's mood.

but no worries, it's nothing a good, hard spanking and
some old fashioned housework can't fix.

3:25 p.m.
by the time K wakes up from his nap, it's nothing but
good times as they build a tent, eat some fresh fruit and hang out bare-assed in bed.

5:10 p.m.
daddy's home!
the children rush to daddy and clamor for his attention.
mommy, amazingly, is able to simultaneously center this picture and pour
herself a large shot of tequila .

6:02 p.m.
no real dinner tonight. it's movie night!
first course: pizza.
second course: popcorn
dessert: m&m's
all enjoyed in front of the television while mommy and daddy sit back and drool.

7:05 p.m.
all cleaned up and ready for bed!
what will we do when they can tell time and start to realize
that their real bedtime is actually an hour from now?


Kirsty said...

hehe my partner refuses to go to bed before midnight on the weekends so I had to sneak around and change all the clocks forward 2 hours to get a decent nights sleep lol so you could always try that!

fish stick said...

Love that snarl E!

Drink up Mommy.

me said...

Well it appears that good hard spanking and the housework did work!
Good for you mum! Keep it up.