Wednesday, March 19, 2008

fun with "crunches"

in an amazing development,
these children have been taken to their grandmother's house
for two nights to allow me
to rest on the couch with my foot up, watch trashy television
and read smutty magazines all day.

why didn't i sprain my knee sooner?
this is the best vacation i've had in years!

7 comments:

Sue said...

Awh, pity the vacation came from injury. Have fun delving into the magazines. Just curious... which ones are your favorites?

Oh, and nice to meet you!

Ryter said...

Heh...oh my.....my favorite kind of 'healing'. Have a carton of Ben and Jerry's 'Cherry Garcia' nearby as well???

marymurtz said...

Faker. Good job!

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOO! Did you let them know that if they play with crutches that they will end up on them! There is scientific proof that shows that if you cross your eyes, fake being sick, or play with crutches you will end up that way!!!

Rich

Scott Ray Randall said...

Screw Ben and Jerry's - How about Jack Daniels?

Jerseygirl89 said...

Is it sick that I am jealous?

Mamahut said...

I'm with ya Z mom, I had knee surgery 2 months ago. I have been perusing blogs on my laptop ever since. I sure get a kick out of yours.