on sunday night i awoke to the sound of K (previously asleep next to me in bed) puking on my chest.
it was an isolated incident but even so, i did not get much in the way of sleep for the rest of the night.
yesterday was M's day off but i mostly dealt with a whiny, half-sick toddler at home while M bopped around on the errands we had planned to do together.
today M left early to go out of town for a meeting.
i just caught E trying to force K to smell his dirty underpants.
i am too tired to know what to do.
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- zoloft mom is a mom to two sweet boys ages 6 (E)and 3 (K). she does her best to keep it together but sometimes feels like she's going to pull her fingernails out. her house is a mess and her clothes are out of style. she likes to think she has a cool, edgy hairdo but really she is two weeks overdue for a cut. in a former life she was witty and fun. now, most days, she is just tired.
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10 comments:
1) Park car in Garage Running
2) Step into Garage
3) Close door tightly
4) Pour glass of wine and enjoy!
**Warning you might get sleepy!
Rich
I had something clever until I read Rich's comment, which wins.
I wonder if you know any really together moms from E's school who really has it all together. Maybe you could suggest a play date and then mention that you will need to "just run off for a little while while the kids play".
Dad
I'm not suggesting that you actually abandon them there. You will actually need to go get them later.
I just wanted to clear that up
Dad
DAMMIT RICH!
Now I got nothin', either.
I hope she didnt take my advice!!!! I havent seen a post today! DAMMIT, I was just kidding!!!
Rich
i took rich's advice, but since we don't really have a garage, just a driveway, all i got was some funny looks from passers-by. (why is that woman sitting in the front seat of her car, drinking wine and ignoring her children pounding on the windshield?)
oh my, I'm so sorry. How about you have the wine without the running car?
Ok, I am still pretty sure I love you. Is this Blogstalking? Anyway, yes, hit the wine, screw wasting gas and just walk away. Really, lock them inside and sneak away with your wine.
I get as far as my front porch before some screaming but it's still muffled and it feels good..
Isn't that a toddler mindset? It FEELS GOOD.
:)
Actually, I think a much easier solution is just to...
1. Turn off the car.
2. Open the wine
3. Pour into 2 sippy cups
4. Put the sleepy kids to bed at 4pm
5. Finish off the bottle
6. Screw M's brains out when he get's home
7. Goto store in morning for more wine.
-slicy
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