Thursday, March 13, 2008


hayden: "you're not cooler than me, right? we're the same cool."

E: "yeah, weeeellll.... we're the same cool but i'm just a little bit cooler than you."

hayden: "no, that's not fair! we're the same cool! everybody's cool in a different way, right?"

E: "yeah, but i'm kind of cooler because i watched the song 'everybody dance now'."

hayden: "oh... right."


Rob Friggin Brandt said...

I had a similar talk like this with my friend Ross the other day, or maybe I'm making this up. It went more like:

Me: "We're equally cool, right?"

Ross: "Well, um, hmm?

Me: "The same amount of coolness?
Or at least kind of cool?"

Ross: "Let's be honest, man. You
don't have a cool cell in your
body. If constipation was cool, you'd be cholera."

ME: "Cholera's cool!"


ps. my word verification today is;
pppooq (the closest I have gotten to poop. infact I think I'll start calling it pooq. You can teach the chillin's that. Mommy! Mommy! I really have to pooq!)

Anonymous said...

I think its really cool you kid is considering the cool factor at such a young age!


claire f.s. said...

How cool are you if you've been forced to hear that song for YEARS at ALL professional sports intermissions and lame dances?

I must be the Queen of Cool! Awesome!

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Anonymous said...

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I just want you to know that I think that being a stay-at-mom is hard.
Women need to support one another, rather than bring each other down.

I am appalled by the comments made by "Ask and Ye Shall Receive."

Ross said...

E is lucky that he's dealing with a post-taming, less-cool Hayden. This could have been a lot closer.