Friday, October 12, 2007

dear zoloft mom

dear zoloft mom,

is 10:12 a.m. too early for a diet coke?

dear thirsty,

sister, please. 10:12 a.m.? diet coke?

for the record, it is NEVER too early for a diet coke. or too late for that matter. consider yourself lucky that this is all it takes to get you through the day and drink up.

remember, however, that if it's whiskey you crave you must wait until at least 10:30 a.m.



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