K has been a crazy man this week. he has recently learned that he can push his mother's buttons by saying naughty words and so tries this any chance he gets.
like today at trader joe's when he yelled, "BYE, DUMBHEAD!!!" to our cashier as we walked out the door.
"HEY, STUPID!!" is another favorite. he is indiscriminate with this one and fires it off at random.
and i about choked when he came up with "YOU'RE A STINKY BALLS!" the other day as we were driving in the car.
but the best one is a result of the boys learning about the game "king of the castle".
i don't think they even have a clue how to play the game but they love to yell, "i'm the king of the castle! you're the dirty rascal!!".
the latter part morphed into "you're the dirty master!!!" for a while, and that was annoying enough. but then today as we passed a sweet white haired grandma in the grocery store parking lot K yelled in a sing-song voice,
"YOU'RE THE DIRTY BASTER!"
needless to say, the look on her face told me she thought she had heard something else.