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hmmm... let's see.

two votes ror applesauce, one for poop, and another for black tar heroin.

reeeeeeeally good guesses, guys. i'm impressed.

surprisingly, however, none of you figured out the mystery substance. it was hummus. couldn't you tell? that's what happens to garbanzo bean paste if it's not refrigerated for two weeks.

well, don't be discouraged if you were stumped. i've been finding lots of disgustingness lately so stay tuned for more fun and games in the next few weeks.