i can just feel the hysteria mounting, the underpants wadding...
where is the post?!?!? why has she not written anything since (gasp!) saturday?!?!
listen up, ya'll. i have gone a little crazy and have agreed to:
1. a houseguest for two nights and
2. a soiree with 20 women in my home tomorrow night!!
so momma might not be bloggin tonight. or maybe i will. i might just do whatever i want!
but for now i've got some pubes calling my name from the base of my toilet and a little mystery smell to find before my company arrives.