i am trying to make pies for tomorrow.
i have just discovered my sugar bag has a hole in it.
a hole gnawed by a rodent.
further inspection reveals that my white and wheat flour have similar, yet larger problems and the bottom of my pantry cupboard is covered in mouse shitlets and urine.
i am disgusted beyond belief.
making matters worse, i have found a leaky pipe beneath my kitchen sink. the water that drips from this pipe is soaking even more rodent feces below.
i want to scream.
the only thing saving me right now is the fact that K has discovered the performance indicator light on my vacuum and is watching it go on and off as he vacuums himself.