Wednesday, November 21, 2007

chapter 3

i am trying to make pies for tomorrow.

i have just discovered my sugar bag has a hole in it.
a hole gnawed by a rodent.

further inspection reveals that my white and wheat flour have similar, yet larger problems and the bottom of my pantry cupboard is covered in mouse shitlets and urine.

i am disgusted beyond belief.

making matters worse, i have found a leaky pipe beneath my kitchen sink. the water that drips from this pipe is soaking even more rodent feces below.

i want to scream.

the only thing saving me right now is the fact that K has discovered the performance indicator light on my vacuum and is watching it go on and off as he vacuums himself.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I suggest you put everything in glass containers un til you get this rodent deal done with. Also, it would be a good idea to get a pest professional. That way you might know the gravity of your situation!