how can you just sit there at a time like this?!?!
do you not see this picture? don't you know what is happening?!?!?
i have a fucking mouse!
in my bedroom!
k dropped his bottle the other night and it rolled under my bed. apparently, it still had some milk in it. and now look! look what that horrible little creature did for a drink!
oh, how awful! how disgusting! a rodent under my bed! scurrying around beneath me while i sleep! making little nests and having babies in my hair! tunneling into my mattress and growing into a big, fat rat that eats my face!
maybe i will sleep in the bathtub. surely, he won't be able to get me there... right?