Sunday, January 20, 2008

diarrheal injustice

i had planned to spend the past few days partying and having fun with my sister-friend but instead i got a horrific stomach bug and spent the weekend on the shitter.

i'm mostly better now, except for the fact that i am not allowed to eat anything but bananas, rice, applesauce and toast for the next few days.

so i guess aunt kone and i won't be getting drunk over thai food tonight like we planned, will we?

sigh.

drinking 7up over a plate of white rice just wouldn't be the same.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, thank god you're not posting a picture of the bm like you usually do!

Hmm, you can come over for lunch tomorrow. Sounds like you and Owen are eating the same thing these days....rice, bananas, applesauce and toast..

Scott Ray Randall said...

Sorry to hear about your horrible foul-smelling bloody explosion of diarrhea. Hopefully you've become regular by now. Sounds like a camphylobacter infection - did you have some undercooked chicken????

Dave said...

well I guess I don't need to ask Erin how her trip was... sad times...

guess this means you have to come to Chicago soon! drunkenness will happen, regardless of bowel issues.

Fashion Paramedic said...

Wow, that some jacked up sh*t right there. (No pun intended.) Smoldering bungholes totally suck. Reduced from Thai food and cocktails to a diet of infant food. Maybe you could pour yourself some pedialyte into a martini glass for effect. (Shaken, not stirred.) Hope you feel better soon . . .

Petula Wright said...

I hope you're feeling better and can eat more than just the BRAT diet. Oh well, maybe it's a sign that you should just stay home that night! :) Isn't that a bright side. LOL

zandor said...

Hello! I'm sorry you were sick. I hope the rest of your week is good. :)