Tuesday, January 29, 2008

my twisted reality

what happens when 5 year olds are allowed
to brush their teeth unsupervised.


Ross said...

Downside: That much mango-avocado-apricot Tom's of Maine in the belly would spoil anyone's dinner.
Upside: I imagine E is enjoying unprecendented levels of breath freshness.

Gypsy at Heart said...

Did it go into E's mouth or did he paint the walls with it? My son once smeared Aquafresh into his hair and on his earlobes. He smelled minty for days. Even though he cried because apparently on skin it burns. Hasn't done it again. The soaps, vicks vapor rub and baby body creams have all undergone a similar experience. I hid my expensive perfume after he I caught him trying to use the atomizer as if it were binaca. I need about an extra ten pairs of eyes to keep track of what he is up to. Sit on my behind is what I want to do too.
Tired, tired, tired.

Marymurtz said...

My sister once brushed her teeth with Preparation H.

She was 32 at the time. Just kidding. She was four.

When I first saw the picture, I thought it was a tube of some unspeakable personal hygiene or contraceptive product.