what happens when 5 year olds are allowedto brush their teeth unsupervised.
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- zoloft mom
- zoloft mom is a mom to two sweet boys ages 6 (E)and 3 (K). she does her best to keep it together but sometimes feels like she's going to pull her fingernails out. her house is a mess and her clothes are out of style. she likes to think she has a cool, edgy hairdo but really she is two weeks overdue for a cut. in a former life she was witty and fun. now, most days, she is just tired.
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Downside: That much mango-avocado-apricot Tom's of Maine in the belly would spoil anyone's dinner.
Upside: I imagine E is enjoying unprecendented levels of breath freshness.
Did it go into E's mouth or did he paint the walls with it? My son once smeared Aquafresh into his hair and on his earlobes. He smelled minty for days. Even though he cried because apparently on skin it burns. Hasn't done it again. The soaps, vicks vapor rub and baby body creams have all undergone a similar experience. I hid my expensive perfume after he I caught him trying to use the atomizer as if it were binaca. I need about an extra ten pairs of eyes to keep track of what he is up to. Sit on my behind is what I want to do too.
Tired, tired, tired.
My sister once brushed her teeth with Preparation H.
She was 32 at the time. Just kidding. She was four.
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was a tube of some unspeakable personal hygiene or contraceptive product.
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